Horne Punny

An exclusive synonym of horse pussy that is achieved by replacing the s's with n's.
The great stallion penetrated that Horne Punny with might.
by Lord Billy March 20, 2019
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Horn Scrape

When getting a blow job, she (or he, depending on which team you bat for) decides it's a good idea to rake her/(his) teeth over your cock.
The rotund girl down the street gave me a horn scrape last night after I told her, "Ya, drink it all you fat chunk!".
by RotundChunk September 12, 2011
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Cheese horn

A pejorative term for a nerd or geek - a studiously intellectual person with social ineptitude and obsessive interests - who, instead of possessing the socially redeeming pop culture-based qualities which comprise "nerd culture" or "geek chic", is intrinsically uncool and unstylish, following in the traditional definition of "nerd".

In short, a cheese horn is an academic nerd in the archetypal 'Revenge of the Nerds' variety rather than a pop culture junkie. While a nerd/geek may be into 'Star Wars' or comic books, a cheese horn is more likely to be into chess or computer manuals. While a geek/nerd may like to play video games, a cheese horn is more likely to take apart a HAM radio. While a geek may wear a hip t-shirt of a movie, a cheese horn is more likely to wear a dress shirt with a pocket protector.
Eugene's a total cheese horn: he took his CPU as his date to the prom.
by Skibs McCullock June 29, 2015
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Horn born

Another term for a "dumbass bitch" Most likely used for a queer person, but not discriminatory.
Guy 1: "Dude you're a fucking horn born."
Guy 2: "Thanks dude, I know"
by nerdicusmax July 12, 2021
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Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion
After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn
by 6dia6hal6 June 30, 2011
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horn shy

When the driver of a car never honks their horn no matter how close they are to being hit by another vehicle on the road.
We almost got clobbered by a semi yesterday because Ben got horn shy when it came into our lane.
by Jaime H August 26, 2008
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Horned Frogged

To be completely, absolutely and physically dominated by another. Coined after the TCU Horned Frogs were defeated 65-7 in the National Championship by the Georgia Bulldogs.
1. Guy #1- “Dude! We didn’t even make a single cup in pong!”

Guy #2- “I know dude. They totally horned frogged us.”

2. The Houston Astros horned frogged the New York Yankees in the ALCS.
by Stan A. Veuf February 10, 2023
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