floor coochie

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.
"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"
by SaxyWoman January 11, 2021
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floor pants

Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.
Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.
by DocDFA August 19, 2016
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Floor Pong

A form of beer pong where you sit on a floor across from your opponent (at which ever distance you choose, be it far or close) with a standard 6 cup triangle between your spread out legs, with the intent of getting f****d up beyond all reason (Rules: one on one, no balls back, two shots per turn, every shot counts as one cup, to see who shoots first you must do an eye to eye shot, and dont quit til you are out of beer)
1.
Drew: Floor pong after two blunts will have you zooted!
Steven: Yeah, last night i was zooted as fuck.

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Floor pong is better than beer pong, and it requires less skill
by Three Dog Moser February 08, 2010
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Floor beer

An unfinished beer left on the floor of house or garage that you got out of the fridge. You get this beer out of the fridge to act like you’re keeping up with your friends but leave it on the ground because you can’t finish it. Also see Archer Butler.
Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.
by Floorbeer May 30, 2019
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floor technician

I just got hired as the new floor technician at Olympic Medical!
by liem April 02, 2014
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Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
by The worst person August 31, 2017
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Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth
I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato
by The first floor potato April 07, 2021
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