dock head

Use instead of 'dick head' to avoid swearing.

Joey - "Ey, easty, are u down at mellands tonight?"

Easty - "No"

Joey - "Dock head"

by pesci180 November 20, 2013

dry docking

To take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl.

I dry docked in her toilet!

by treb September 23, 2003

space docking

latin: incursio astrum
Mid-missionary position the man pulls out, turns his back to the woman and defecates into her vagina. This maneuver is remarkably difficult, hence the likeness to docking a shuttle into a space station at 17,000 mph.

from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I have a huge space-travel fetish and space docking is just like 'one small drop for a man, one giant orgasm for mankind.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010

Space Dock

The act in which one circumcised man pulls the foreskin of an uncircumcised man over his penis, joining at the head like a space dock.

That kid Pat is so gay, he and Cason actually tried to space dock like the fags they are!

by Loretto215 January 26, 2008

Dry Docking

The act of two males spending an above average time with each other. It is to deplict two penisis rubbing up next to each other

1) Dude why are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck always dry docking?

2) Yea yea i hurd enough of you and your friend dry docking all day

by cmethuggin June 09, 2009

Space Docking

The act of buggering somone else, often of the same sex with a frozen turd.

Baz: Hey rastall do you wanna go space docking later?
Will: You bet! scrum down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

cock docking

the act of covering another man's penis with his foreskin. It is a strictly cock-to-cock act where at least one uncut penis is required. Those who can participate in this act are men and hermaphrodites. Being gay or homosexual is not required, though it can make the act much more satisfactory.

Circumcised Guy: Hey, uncut guy, wanna try cock docking?

Uncircumcised Guy: No way faggot, I don't stoop to your God-defying ways!

Circumcised Guy: Come on! It'll be fun and stuff.

Uncircumcised Guy: No thanks, I'll only do it with another uncut guy. And besides, I keep lot of cheese in my dick.

by Deddie Makaca July 22, 2009