floor to drawer

A method of cleaning that involves taking all the clutter off the floor and putting it away from view (most typically in drawers but sometimes in closets, bins, etc.) without really doing anything to resolve the mess.
Bob: You cleaned up! Wow, your room looks great!
Eric: I didn't really clean...check the dresser. Floor to drawer method baby.
by nukid1 November 17, 2010
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floor coochie

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.
"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"
by SaxyWoman January 11, 2021
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floor hash

When you smoke a joint made with hashish, the little molten pieces of it that fall to the floor and stick to it are called floor hash.
I should clean my room, there's so much floor hash in it that I'm starting to forget what the actual floor looked like.
by nikolajboarzersnev April 11, 2016
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floor pants

Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.
Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.
by DocDFA August 19, 2016
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next floor

A phrase used when describing something greedy, gluttonous, etc. Derived from the film "Next Floor" created by Phoebe Greenberg.
Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy over there! He's, like, eating all the snacks!"

Person 2: "Seriously! Next floor!"

Person 1: "Yea totally!"
by resophonic April 01, 2010
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floor waxer

A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.
I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.
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Floor sauce

When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore
Person: let’s sit here
Human: ew no there is floor sauce
by FourForeFor4 May 14, 2019
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