A term used by advisors at the delta sonic car wash chain that refers to when 3 or more customers in line purchase the basic wash, destroying sales bonuses and the mental state of the advisors. When this term is experienced it can cause hostility, destructiveness, irrational behaviors, emotional meltdowns, and complete chaos amongst the advisors. In severe situations advisors may lash out at customers with profanity and death threats, smash their phists into the register worth hundreds of dollars, contemplate their life decisions that eventually leads to mental breakdowns, and on occasion suicide. The customers part of the “basic bomb” line can easily be spotted with the passive aggressive notes under their license plate. Similar terms include but are not limited to “basic party”, “basic parade”, “B-Train”, “basic stampede”.
“Get me out of this fucking booth, I’m getting basic bombed!”, “fuck delta sonic and these customers, I’m getting basic bombed” “wash manager please pickup, I need to get out of this booth I’m getting basic bombed and I’m going to lose my mind”
by JTBnoFrills November 10, 2018
Get the Basic bombedmug. an adult male who tries hard to copy his buddies to the point he loses his personality just for the false sense of appearing cool in front of them.
by Malzahar Quanarhin November 4, 2018
Get the Basic Joemug. Typically a white girl, who wears leggings frequently and enjoys Starbucks a little too much. Known for their love of Uggs and Lattes, basic bitches are taking over society.
"Jesus, Katie VanVelsor is such a basic bitch."
"That bitch is so basic, I bet she wears her Uggs to sleep."
"That bitch is so basic, I bet she wears her Uggs to sleep."
by sethcantskate October 29, 2014
Get the Basic bitchmug. a social climber bitch who is flirting with someone already taken/married and yet still flirting with someone else too while her so called bf/husband is not around.
by martene March 6, 2015
Get the basic bitchmug. One who spends the majority of their time at Starbucks, watching Netflix, and taking Instagram photos on snapchat.
This species wears uggs, sweaters, and looses their absolute shit over fall.
This species wears uggs, sweaters, and looses their absolute shit over fall.
"Your a basic bitch"
by Idrathernotdealwithyourightnow September 13, 2016
Get the Basic Bitchmug. by Cooperstyle July 2, 2016
Get the below basicmug. A girl who...
- own an IPhone/SAMSUNG
- has every existing social media account
- goes on and on (an ON) about how much she likes pizza
- claims that she is the most ugliest human being in the worlds
-CONSTANTLY dreams about marrying RYAN GOSLING or some other stupid male celeb
-Bragging about how many alcohol she drink on the weekend
-Goes on food is so good. But can't cook for shit.
-Half face selfies (smh.)
-wearing Jordans
-"over hashtag"
- "OMG LOOK AT MY NEW HAIR!!" (annother attempt to show some booty)
- Twerking
-Most of them are Skinny
- own an IPhone/SAMSUNG
- has every existing social media account
- goes on and on (an ON) about how much she likes pizza
- claims that she is the most ugliest human being in the worlds
-CONSTANTLY dreams about marrying RYAN GOSLING or some other stupid male celeb
-Bragging about how many alcohol she drink on the weekend
-Goes on food is so good. But can't cook for shit.
-Half face selfies (smh.)
-wearing Jordans
-"over hashtag"
- "OMG LOOK AT MY NEW HAIR!!" (annother attempt to show some booty)
- Twerking
-Most of them are Skinny
by Cluero July 13, 2015
Get the Basic bitchmug.