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schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.
On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015
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y list

Merril : Yo this Fouseytube guy tries too hard. He's so cringeworthy.
Slad: He just y list.
Merril: Oh no wonder.
by Lethal Guardian September 17, 2016
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UF List

The unwritten (or written) list a person keeps of the most Un-Fuckable people they know.
I just heard that Eric ****** is at the top of every woman in Eastern Idaho's UF List. What a hideous bastard he must be.
by Waiting for Never November 20, 2015
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Purgatory List

The list of people you neither accept nor delete for friend requests on your social networks
Yeah Dirk Diggler, I've never met that guy, but he keeps requesting on facebook. He's definitely in my purgatory list.

Oh there was this guy that I met last night at The Abbey, he didn't ask for my number, but is friend requesting me. I'll put him in my purgatory list
by Beats By Cray March 28, 2016
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Sexit list

Like the bucket list, but sexual fantasies
Dude.... Marked another off the sexit list..... *High five*
by EhmJay69 February 11, 2019
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nonce list

List where nonces are put on it

*Another word for sex offenders register*
by MicrowavedNigward November 21, 2019
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gotfn list

GOTFN (pronounced: got-fin) is an acronym for Get On The Floor Now!

Generally, the GOTFN list is written by a small group of impulsive teenage girl friends, when their hormones begin to take control of their sex drives. The list consists of the guys and/or gals they want to, or need to, get down and dirty with, preferably immediately, and right here on the floor! The higher the rank on the list, the more urgent it is to get with those people.

Guy friends can have a GOTFN list too, but due to the dramatic and flighty nature of making and maintaining such a list, they are most likely effeminate, or metrosexual types.
Those girls are so hot, I was proud to find out that I'm at the top of their GOTFN list!

Did you see your step-brother's GOTFN list? I always thought he was kinda fruity.
by Almost A Myth February 27, 2019
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