Ohio, also known as the
Florida of the Midwest, is a living fever dream. When I visited Ohio, me and my family slept in the
local Mcdonald's parking lot at 12:00 am while waiting for an Uber. I saw a mf order food through the drive through on his hoverboard. An elderly man nearly ran over me on his motorcycle while I watched the man next to me
pee in the dumpster. Never go to Ohio.
Ohio, the most goofy ahh location in the US.
Person
1: "Yo bro I once went to Ohio and my dad
got jumped by a band of
Ikea employees with kangaroos."
Person 2: "Only in Ohio."