Ohio, also known as the Florida of the Midwest, is a living fever dream. When I visited Ohio, me and my
family slept in the local Mcdonald'
s parking lot at 12:00 am while waiting for an Uber. I saw a mf order
food through the drive through on his hoverboard. An elderly man nearly ran over me on his motorcycle while I watched the man next to me pee in the dumpster. Never go to Ohio.
Ohio, the most goofy ahh location in the US.
Person 1: "Yo bro I once went to Ohio and
my dad got jumped by a band of
Ikea employees with kangaroos."
Person 2: "
Only in Ohio."