Ohio, also known as the Florida of the Midwest, is a living fever
dream. When I visited Ohio, me and my family slept in the local Mcdonald's parking lot at 12:00 am while waiting for an Uber. I saw a mf order food through the drive through on his hoverboard. An elderly man nearly ran over me on his motorcycle while I watched the man next to me
pee in the dumpster.
Never go to Ohio.
Ohio, the most goofy ahh location in the US.
Person 1: "Yo bro I once went to Ohio and my
dad got jumped by a
band of
Ikea employees with kangaroos."
Person 2: "Only in Ohio."