Douche Nuke

The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.

Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.

by speedshift September 14, 2014

sperm nuke

Another way to say "dick."

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*

by MayoNinja July 19, 2016

tacktickle nuke

a highly explosive bomb

the tacktickle nuke blew up earth

by noooo moooooo names January 26, 2017

nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016

Schmeat Nuke

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.

“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”

by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

by GlizzySock July 13, 2021

Jesus Nuke

It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.

Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*

by guymanchester August 13, 2017