sperm nuke

Another way to say "dick."

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*

by MayoNinja July 19, 2016

tacktickle nuke

a highly explosive bomb

the tacktickle nuke blew up earth

by noooo moooooo names January 26, 2017

Schmeat Nuke

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.

“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”

by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020

Douche Nuke

The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.

Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.

by speedshift September 14, 2014

Nuke lol

what russians send to america when they mad

Person 1: The russians just sent america a nuke lol
Person 2: OH WOOOW

by Demient February 7, 2021

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

by GlizzySock July 13, 2021

nuked meme

Deep fried memes, posted on r/nukedmemes, usually deepfried to the point where they are unreadable.

I post nuked memes instead of 🅱eepfried ones.

by Lucjaa November 13, 2018