Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011

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Rude Monster

Someone who is being rude and a monster.

"Chloe's being such a rude monster rn..."

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california rude

Loud and obnoxious, leaking with narcissism. Typically unintentionally rude but not purposely. Simply ignorant.

-That’s so cool! I’m gonna make this conversation about myself now.
-Oh shit I’m sorry I interrupted you, all the pot I’ve been smoking will make me forget what I was gonna say so I interrupted you in an extremely obnoxious manner.
-dang man I can tell you’re from California cause you’re so obnoxious

“Dang man I’m so sorry I guess I’m being soooo California rude”

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Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

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