Nophisticate

Someone who in trying to prove that they are sophisticated actually proves the opposite.

"I'm drinking Santana Champ 'cos it's so crisp"

"He's a total nophisticate"

"She has nophisticated taste"

by Futumsh June 19, 2009

numphlesparigus

a person who is beyond irritating

dude, i hate that human... he's nothing but a numphlesparigus...

by ame teh numph November 28, 2009

nompen

A pen which you nom (eat) and tastes very nommy (tasty)

OH EM EFF GEE! This pen is such a nompen!!!

by Mr Whippy XD December 20, 2010

nympholepsyitis

Randomly falling asleep and having sex. Miming having sex while sleeping. Symptoms might include feeling sore in sensitive areas, random bruises that you do not remember getting, and vivid sex dreams.

"I didn't get a very good night sleep last night, I think I might have nympholepsyitis.

by randomthoughts2day May 2, 2011

nompliment

A compliment given to someone who has prepared for you. Combination of nom (eating sound, usually pleasurable) with compliment.

That cheezburger was delicious! Please give my nompliments to the chef.

by enoramous August 20, 2011

numphy

Numphy - an alcoholic concoction containing the likes of whipped cream vodka, vanilla cream ginger ale, and Starbucks doubleshot. -quite the masterpiece-

"Dude that numphy i ordered at Blah Blah was off the hook yo."

by 6daboss9 January 6, 2012

nympho pornstar

a porn star, a redundant term, which refers to an adult film star who is addicted to sex.

porn stars, nympho pornstar, people who like to have sex on camera and get paid for it

by nymphoPornstar March 30, 2012