noahese

a language devoted to Noah,
only spoken by those that worship him,
and those who worship those that worship him,
To speak in this language,you add -oah to the end of every word

Ioah loveoah noahoah becauseoah heoah isoah sooah hotoah

by becka January 26, 2005

Noah

A alien hoe

Noah is an alien hoe

by Bigdadark January 16, 2019

Noah

A asian dude who plays trumpet. He likes to scream. Did I mention he likes to storm bathroom with other squads of asian?

"Noah is gay."

by apyxus October 8, 2019

Noah

Dumbass that is stupid

Noah is stupid

by Jesus 55555555 October 29, 2020

Noah's Mom

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

by Blair February 5, 2004

Noah

Noah is a very smart boy. Although ela is his worst subject. He plays many sports and has a skinny pack. He sorta has a short temper and can get pissed off at the most random shit. He is the best person to talk to. He cares about u more than anyone else. He will listen to everything u say and help u to his best ability. He is very good at sensing when u are upset and won’t leave u alone until u r ok. If u ever need anything go to noah. He is very fun to talk to and u will always laugh. Sometimes laugh to hard. Noah will make sure u r going the right thing and side with u in any situation. If u ever need any help with anything noah will help. He will stay up w u as long as u need. He’s pretty good at video games. Also he talks about sports a lot and if the Celtics aren’t doing good he will be in a shit mood. He is kinda inpatient, especially when u are spilling tea. Make sure u don’t bring stuff up and not explain it cuz he won’t leave u alone until u explain and tell the whole story. Noah teases you sometimes but don’t take offense. Noah doesn’t understand anything about girls hair or how they dress or anything like that but he will make an effort to understand if u explain it to him. I recommend finding yourself a Noah because ur life will be completely different. If I didn’t have a Noah I would be a wreck. Noah is the best.

Let’s talk to noah

by miacg January 20, 2020

Noah

Noah blir ofte brukt om en person som prøver for mye, men ikke får til mer enn en vanlig person.

Hvis du kalt en Noah så kan du ingenting untatt fortnite, osu og litt minecraft. Det verste de vet er å ramse opp alkaner i riktig rekkefølge.

Wow du er en Noah. Tatt en Ole til eller din Noah.

by simi ligne på sid September 22, 2020