Tomato Ramen

Another name for spaghetti. Used to convince your Asian friends to eat at the Italian restaurant with you.

D: Should we go to Il Fornaio tonight?
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go

by Dude It’s Me! October 27, 2018

tomato truck

monthly menstrual cycle

The tomato truck is coming to tuna town! or The tomato truck just hit me broadside!

by Teresa McLeod November 11, 2007

Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.

I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.

by BigBrotherD June 28, 2015

Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

by Gynobutter December 26, 2019

polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give her butt burn

I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato

by GangbangGrandma September 4, 2016

Tomato Cake

A favorite of guys from Maine.

A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.

“Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?

“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”

by SeeTheOcean May 8, 2018