Dick Tick

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.

His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.

by We’ve all been there. December 19, 2022

happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023

Tick-Tock

This song is the incarnation of team fortress two memes. If you hear this song, run as fast as possible. You don't want to see what's on that phone.

Guy 1: hey check this out

Guy 2: man this Tick-Tock song is grea-

by Keylord31 August 14, 2023

Tick

An insult handcrafted for extremely annoying, obsessive poeple that are just... Always there.

They never leave anyone alone. And they will do anything to receive attention.

"Im gonna go to the store man, see ya in a bit."
"No! Dont go yet, stay a bit more.."
"You're such a tick sometimes man."

by FryMan9000 September 8, 2023

rickety tick

(RI-KET-II TIK)
Post colonial Australian slang.
Exclamation of an undesirable action or outcome.

“Sorry I don’t have any change for that; rickety tick!”
“I’m not going to rickety tick today!”
“I hope this doesn’t end up all rickety ticky!”

by SE Hobart language school September 13, 2023

tick it up

Running up a tab with a drug dealer.

He won't answer his phone because he knows I want to tick it up.

by PseudoBigs December 20, 2020

Tick Pic

After a hike, you discover a Tick on your Dick. Worried.... you then take a pic to send to your doctor. Thus a "Tick Pic."

Craig discovered a tick on his dick... He sent a Tick Pic to his Doc.

by anonymous November 25, 2020