narcore

knarly and hardcore put together

Holy fuck that dude is narcore!

by B-riggs September 27, 2007

narcolunchy

Sudden daytime sleep attacks that occur right after lunch.

After eating that huge burrito, I zoned off into narcolunchy.

by Shpilkes January 13, 2010

Narcoamorous

adj; Having the quality of groping your partner constantly while you sleep.

Studies are currently investigating any possible links between narcoamorous behavior and morning wood, but nothing has firmed-up yet.

"You really should see a doctor - you're way too narcoamorous!"

Drool from your mouth
Don't look very glamorous
Dream-wood in the South
Welcome, Narcoamorous!

by SifuPhil August 7, 2011

narcolympsy

Excessive daytime somnolence due to late-night Olympics-watching.

"Two cups of coffee this morning, Ted?"
"Yup. The Olympics has been killing me. Up 'til 11:30 every night, wondering who's going to win, who's going to crash. It's terrible, but I just can't stop watching. And now I've got this foggy, empty-brain feeling all day long. Coffee's got to help!"
"Ted, you'd better go see your doctor. I think you may have narcolympsy."

by DocZ February 13, 2014

narcoma

When you've taken so many narcotics (prescription drugs) that you are dead asleep.

Example- "I took so many xanex last night I was in a narcoma"

by AlBaines June 24, 2014

narcolepisode

After intending to just sit down for a second ,you fall asleep... upon waking (often covered in drool) you can't tell if it's morning or night.

I can't believe I missed your show last night, I had a narcolepisode on the couch.

Guy one: Dude what time is it?
Guy two: 7:00
Guy one: a.m. or p.m.?
Guy two: p.m.
Guy one: Whoa... I had a total narcolepisode.

by bassoonenough February 25, 2015

narcoai

Narcoleptic lazy eye leading to sleep and or random blacking out , hence Narcoleptic lazy eye

Bro, are you ok? Your Fallon out , you got the Narcoai !

by UKspeed April 15, 2015