person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?
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I myersed myself

To screw yourself over in cards. ”

Also always in the friends zone.
by Shakes224 August 07, 2023
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SAME! the solution is to commit suicide! go do it!
every one says i hate life i hate myself i hate the world
by im going insane HELP May 14, 2024
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I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
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kill myself infront

Meant to traumatize somebody;
Usually directed to someone that you despise.
If this bitch don't shut up I'll kill myself infront of them
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deselect myself

verb: to quit a job
A term used in retail where teammates, associates, or employees are often selected to do extra jobs by their bosses. Here the employee refuses to said new job and walks out.
Mary was selected to be a cashier today. Mary said, " I rather deselect myself." And she walked out the store.
by Julian Day April 16, 2006
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myself

its when you have a big confince and reallly need to start caring about yourself
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