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Mutton Dressed as Lamb

When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.
"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."
by ICT-TARA January 7, 2011
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Muttgender

A gender coined by a neurodivergent person. This is exclusively for nd people.

Someone who is muttgender identifies and/or is connected to the species/animals due to neurodivergency
"Alex is muttgender."
"LMAO SO HE IDENTIFIES AS A DOG??? CRINGE!!!"
"They personally identify and feel connected to the species, not that they identify as a dog. maybe research towards what being non-binary is."
by ThatNonBee November 1, 2020
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Mutton Buster

A younger man who enjoys the company of older women. Sp. Someone who has had success in his sexual advances towards older women. Similar to a Cougar Hunter or Cougar Hawk.
Q: What are you up to tonight?
A: I think I'll get down the boozer and try out my new Mutton Bustin' trousers
Q: You are such a mutton buster
by Crazy Monkey 64 June 23, 2009
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mutton

She was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.
by graveyardjunkie January 29, 2010
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Mutton Molestor

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep
"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"
by Andrew Smith June 19, 2006
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Mittens

Mittens is a term used for infant mice. Like a baby goat is called a kid as a baby dog is a puppy.
MOM!!!! Can I please, PLEASE!!! get a mitten for my birthday!!! They are so cute!!!

Why of course not!!! Those animals are vile! My goodness young man! You should know better than to let some mittens into this house anyway!!

I HATE YOU!
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mutton

To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline
The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.
by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004
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