An ignorant, incompetent, functionally stupid individual that works at Home Depot on the MET team. A person so mentally challenged that they couldn't even meet the low standards of a regular Home Depot associate and had to be put into a special group of morons. METtards as a whole have high levels of absenteeism, insubordination and suicide.
They fired another METtard yesterday because he was late for the 17th time this month.
Another METtard blew his brains out over the weekend.
The whole project was ruined because one of the METtard's couldn't read the instructions.
Another METtard blew his brains out over the weekend.
The whole project was ruined because one of the METtard's couldn't read the instructions.
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someone who is a major pussy
can also be used to describe an all round cunt… however, your tone is vital to be able to distinguish between the two
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can also be used to describe an all round cunt… however, your tone is vital to be able to distinguish between the two
can also be used to describe a vagina x
he is a right mufta
by woz41 March 6, 2025
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“I was minding my own business and suddenly my brain said ‘target acquired.’ Next thing you know—Mottagazzi Mud Strike.”
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Mubtasim is so nice and so loyal, i hope you find someone better in your life, and forget that girl.
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Just like that "Mattacadabra" I have plans to make things dissappear, Magic Mattas sexy dick every opportunity for ever, longest standing wand trick in the block course to date. 1 year block completed.
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