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Double fisted mule kick

The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.
Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.
by skibby avenger July 30, 2011
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$40 Government Mule

Term used to relate the very large size of a woman's hind end. Also has a double meaning as a mule is in fact an ass.
booty phat ass big ass
Man, that girl has a ass like a $40 government mule!
by electromatt May 24, 2018
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Cunt smellin mule deer

A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe
My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.
by Queefsniffer69 August 23, 2022
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Suck-Egg Mule

A long eared, lady-boy that could suck a hard egg through a straw.
I got way too fucked up last night and woke up this morning laying next to a Chinese suck-egg mule.
by Becky's Back Baby June 2, 2022
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shimmy up the mule

Abnormal vibration or wobbling, as of a person who serves as a courier of illegal drugs.
by Shun October 16, 2003
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Beat it like a rented mule

To masturbate violently and prolifically.
by Ebin October 29, 2002
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a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
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