A crackhead mother is the supreme helicopter parent, who's favorite hobby is micromanaging their kids and yelling at them to do shit. She will beat your ass if you look at her the wrong way. Don't try reasoning or using common sense with the bitch, anything besides "yes ma'am" is considered backtalk, so it will just induce more yelling (and beating). Karens of the world worship her as a deity, sacrificing managers to her.
Johnny can't come to the party, he's got a crackhead mother who will FUCK YOU UP.
My god, it looks like your crackhead mother beat you harder than you beat your meat!
My god, it looks like your crackhead mother beat you harder than you beat your meat!
by spedgodfather April 30, 2020
Get the Crackhead Mothermug. by Anthony_15 September 18, 2006
Get the mother fudgermug. The most hidious monstrosity the seven hells has unleashed upon this world to consume us all and send our souls straight to hell to be Satan's urinal.
by Your Momma In A Two Piece December 13, 2004
Get the Your mothermug. by G-Union October 21, 2003
Get the Mother Truckermug. A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.
by Quaggle McStuffins III July 8, 2014
Get the Crusty Mothermug. by UD Administrator June 16, 2021
Get the Mother Dairymug. When you say something and someone else doesn’t believe it, you say Mothers Life meaning you are telling the absolute truth (swearing on your Mothers Life)
by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019
Get the Mothers Lifemug.