mortuary

temporary refridgerated storage for the deceased.

The police transported the body to the local mortuary.

by Inja September 5, 2006

Mortard

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

Mortal Kombat Trilogy

A game I still can't beat because of that bitch Sonya character!

Sub Zero : *Does Freeze thing*
Sonya: *Kicks in nads*
Sub Zero: *Jump kicks*
Sonya: *Air nads kick*
Sub Zero: "Sheeeiiit"
Sonya: *Kicks Sub Zero face*
Sub Zero: *Grabs sonya by the collar*
Sonya: *Sonyas shirt falls off*
Sub Zero: "AHH JESUS GAME OVER!!!"

by DeadThresholdJake June 21, 2004

mortal kombat

First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

Mortal Kombat Armageddon

An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series

Hell Yea! I Beat Blaze In Mortal Kombat Armageddon

by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008

Mortimer

(verb) to get Mortimered is when a woman you're flirting with casually refers to her boyfriend in conversation so as to dissuade you from making further advances without seeming rude. The term derives from the fact that her boyfriend is probably stupid, and his stupid name is probably Mortimer.

guy 1: "dude did you go home with that girl from the bar last night?"
guy 2: "nah, I thought I was golden but then she Mortimered me hardcore."
guy 1: "bad times."

by Gil Barry January 21, 2009

Mortarboarding

Torture by graduation speeches.

We suffered hours of mortarboarding at the UMass graduation.

by AC Cobra July 9, 2009