Mongolian Mudslide

When you have to release your fecal matter but have a sports practice, so you let it out in your compression shorts. Thus, creating a mudslide like environment in your pants with your own feces.

I had soccer practice after school and had no time to use the bathroom, so i ended up with a mongolian mudslide.

by Chet chu betcha September 13, 2017

mannow

Used to describe a man who needs to grow up

Grow up and be a mannow for your kid's sake.

by Furlong2point0 October 30, 2017

mongolian muzzle nuzzle

When your supervisor tries to add you on social media to butt fuck you or gain information.

"Duude, my supervisor is hitting me up on twitter again!"
"Damn bro, again with the Mongolian muzzle nuzzle"

by Sir_7eggs June 27, 2018

mongo

e🅱️ic gamer, and/or a e🅱️ic

y'all ever just mongo
I mongo to the supermarket

by I Feel wEiRd July 28, 2019

Mongolian Hangover

The full day you spend shitting after eating too much delicious stir fry

I can't go out today, I'm on the throne from the Mongolian hangover

by Skrimps February 14, 2020

Mongolian Meat Locker

When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.

I gave this one girl a Mongolian meat locker. Now our baby is trying to kick my ass. :(

by BeerChuggin'German April 23, 2020

Mongolian Hammer Jockey

**requires a "little person" (midget)

The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.

I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!

by Chernobyl Fleshlight June 18, 2020