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Mongolian uncle

My Mongolian Uncle is now worth more than Zara
by Ethiopian Uncle December 5, 2022
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Mongolian Lunchbox

When a girl rides your face so hard it warms up all your face “meat” just like the Mongolians did with their beef. AMEN
Hey baby doll why don’t you come over here and get yourself a Mongolian Lunchbox!
by Pump&Dump Daddy December 9, 2022
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Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit
Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped
by insan3 September 9, 2021
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Mongolian Steps

When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.
Dude. Last night was wild, I climbed the Mongolian steps!
by Spumoni September 10, 2021
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Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021
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Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider

A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.
Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!
by cassoy August 4, 2021
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Mongolian Lima bean

The Mongolian Lima bean is magical sexual encounter where the man heads south on his female counterpart and performs traditional Mongolian throat singing which allows the sensational vibrations to “flick the bean” and help the woman reach her climax
Jazz keeps talking about how her man performed the Mongolian Lima Bean last night and she has been floating ever since.
by Koni Rinib November 27, 2022
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