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Mong

A person that, how of the time, doesn't know what he/she is doing. It can also be related to spastic and retard.
No, I don't care about your split vision theory you massive mong.
by urbantranslator2 June 3, 2018
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MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.
My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
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Mong

a person who is annoying and very stupid. you like them sometimes but they do get on your nerves to the point where you have to shout at them!
Example 1
“omg look at this and this and this!”
“shut up you absolute mong!”

Example 2
“i can’t believe he broke up with me. WHAT A MONG!”
by pippppeerrrweesman October 18, 2019
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Coefficient of Mong

To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.
(After a long day of study), The Coefficient of mong is High.
by powerwasher69420 February 5, 2023
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Mong

by Steve centra July 2, 2021
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the long mong

My gosh he has the long mong
by The large cheese January 22, 2021
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Mong hole

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole
by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023
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