Des Moines Dump Truck

A Des Moines Dump Truck is when at least 7 people all shit in a large barrel, pot, ect. and then dump the contents onto an unlucky individual.

Aw man we're going to get Lars good this time. We are going to Des Moines Dump Truck him, dumping like 10 pounds of dung on his head!

by Billy Deuchen III May 31, 2009

moses

Adjective - Extremely hot circumstances.

Man, it's Moses in this room.

by Mark November 13, 2003

Metamorph Moses

a person that tends to not fit in, so they try doing something that has already been done, only to be told their action has already been done

basically, they bite off other people

that guy made a movie about gay cowgirls
what a Metamorph Moses

by what??123975 April 9, 2007

The Moses

The person who is at the head of an impromptu line or group of traveling people.

(Narration by David Attenborough)
"As the group ventured across the field, a young female assumed the role of "the Moses".

by reubentheboobinjewbin October 10, 2011

Drop down and get your Moses on

see Drop down and get your jesus on

for all the jews out there...brew pride

by TItties January 26, 2005

des moines

on the west side, you have rich high schools kids and parents with good jobs downtown, most of the rich kids like to go "clubbing" in "clubs" on the west side, otherwise they just drive around in thier jettas and mazdas that thier parents bought and they put window tint and walmart subs in. they are generally so bored that they sit around and call everyone they know trying to figure what to do.
south side: straight up gangsta. mostly made of black people, in low-income housing, and sometimes the occasional wigger that moves there to have fun i guess
east side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place
north side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place

west des moiner: "hey man, lets go chill downtown and catch some bitches, cuz the bitchez in west des moines are too uptight and bitchy to go out wit us. lets roll in yo jetta dog, blast the subs."
South sider: "shit nigga, that fucker was all up in the heezy and i shot his ass... da fuckin cops showzed up and i fauckin shot doz bitchez too."

by Momper August 11, 2006

des moines

gutwrench and sorrow. the home of the world's fattest and ugliest people.

And that, Billy, is why the first word in Des Moines is pronounced Duh.

by Bob Wondernut March 25, 2005