perpetuum mobile

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.

Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*

by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020

bj mobile

Getting a blow job while driving a vehicle. The partner leans over and gives the blow job from the passanger seat.

Oh man, Lacey gave me the best bj mobile last night.

by Dukes2014 April 18, 2014

mobile divide

What mobile devices really are, devices which divide people by zapping real face-to-face, in-person interaction.

Iguey whipped out his mobile divide, err, I mean mobile device, and made a video call.

by but for June 11, 2018

Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.

Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.

by CletusVD June 3, 2013

Chint Mobile

A shit can with 5% tint that is always hot box. Often operated by a Chibbler, sometimes has a scent of strawberry little tree.

That kid is always driving that wrecked chint mobile.

by peenswhiffer November 27, 2022

Glizzy mobile

A car in the shape of a hotdog

Sick glizzy mobile homie wanna take it for a spin?

by Boner man April 4, 2021

mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

by Burns August 7, 2021