Blake, You have Mitchell Syndrome
by JeremyWertz July 14, 2022
When you do a project for a foreign language class the morning it is due and don't prepare the speaking part at all but still get an A on it.
I pulled a mitchell on that French project that I presented today. I can't believe it worked!
How often do you pull a Mitchell?
I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!
How often do you pull a Mitchell?
I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!
by Tea Quiblaugh January 14, 2015
When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell February 23, 2016
Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.
by sneaking man June 13, 2023
One of the best person in the world. She's the nicest person you'll ever know. She'll tell you the truth even when it might be mean. She's very cute and smart.
by Snarled January 07, 2019
one of the most attractive males. has netflix, and a man cave. regardless of where you are, mitchell’s house is only 2 miles and ten minutes away, no matter what. he often has big sex with his attractive girlfriend, abby. however, he is extremely gay.
mitchell brown can also refer to if someone makes a simple mistake, everyone calls him mitchell brown
mitchell brown can also refer to if someone makes a simple mistake, everyone calls him mitchell brown
by duane jermaine March 11, 2018
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