Penalty Misser

A Penalty Misser also a Jogger, Sambo, or Pickaninny, is a particular type of player who misses a penalty for England in a European Cup final

The 3 players who missed their penalty for England all had something in common. That Penalty Misser should maybe think about changing his career to become an aspiring rapper

by Truther88 July 13, 2021

Monday Misery

When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery

*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time

by Jeramuse December 11, 2021

The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.

Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.

by Koachilion March 18, 2007

Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.

The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!

by NoahSeb July 31, 2011

Oh, the misery!

"Everybody wants to be, my enemy-my-my."

Oh god Imagine Dragons made a league of legends song, can't belive they don't touch grass anymore, it's a banger though. *Oh, the misery! plays on his phone*

by da world. September 23, 2022

Mister

Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.

(Short form Mr.)

When you're this big, they call you Mister.

you should totally do Mr. Ricky.

by infinate March 14, 2010

sisters before mister's

what you say when a girl ditches her girlfriends to chill with her boyfriend
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.

similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's

Kate: oh sorry Ali i cant go get a mani-pedi with u and sylvia, im going to the movies with ben
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!

Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!

by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010