mildly moist

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.

Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

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Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.

Welcome to Midland, Texas.

by sus1 June 9, 2018

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Midland Mouthwash

When your gay cousin is chewin Copenhagen mint dip and then spits it in your mouth.

Cousin, give me your famous Midland Mouthwash!

by MyNameAdumbMaybe September 5, 2019

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Midlife gender

When you get to a point in your life where you realise there’s not 11 genders and everyone is smoking crack you then go back to your birth gender as reality has hit

Vicky: I just turned 46 realised I am a women

Sev: oh Yh that phase when we we’re all smoking crack was crazy

Vicky: Yh THERES only two genders fucking idiots

Sev: Yh midlife gender when you realise you are your original gender is where it’s at

by Mekout April 27, 2020

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Milly

meanest person to ever live

stop being milly

by noonelikesmilly August 1, 2021

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Milly Mumph

This is a great word. It is derived from the word Gee Mumph. It can mean anything. It is an explanation of someone screwing something up or something not going according to plan. It can also be used to haze others. Milly Mumph is something of a wonder. Originally coined by the awesome stoner Steve B from Missouri. Used by only the best.

Tommy: Mark, you really Milly Mumphed it this time.
Mark: Look at that guy, being a Milly Mumph.
Be careful or you'll Milly Mumph it again.
Stop being a Milly Mumph!

by Bill Lumberg August 4, 2021

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