Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

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