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A melanson is a person who is a complete hype beast, but refuses to admit that he is a hype beast when someone calls him out.
Man, that kid is such a melanson!
Yeah! He can’t admit that he’s a hype beast lol!
melanson by SavageGuy 128 July 8, 2017

melon penis 

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS
Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.
melon penis by bigballs22 October 24, 2017
Melos Avdyli is a boy who he eats his Qyrra. He is Disgusting
Melos Avdyli is a boy who he eats his Qyrra. He i Disgusting
Melos by MELOSSS QYRRII December 7, 2019
mewons is literally the best thing that will ever happen to you. just even being in a 100km radius with them will make you feel like the luckiest and happiest person in the world. youll wish there were more hours in a day so you can spend more time with mewons. when she's about to sleep, you'll feel down, sad, bored, lonely, but just by looking or hearing something that reminds you of her will make you feel like shes right next to you, for example, watching a replay in hypixel she was in, or reading old messages with her.

She's so wholesome and will always give you serotonin (the chemical that makes you happy). If you find a mewons in your life, keep it, hold on to it, and just be happy (dixie damelio). Yeah she can be okayyy at skywars, :rolling_eyes: but she's even better at build battle :o. She'll tell you everything once she opens up to you and you'll feel loved, and cared, and you will feel like she's the one.

She has the best humour, and she does small things that you love, like changing her status to 'playing ed without you' or even mewons just saying she misses you will make you feel like youre ontop of the world. Her personality, is unique, uncalled for, and the best you'll ever see on the history and future of this planet. She's cute too obviously 🙄.

If you find a mewons, keep it, and see how much your life changes for the better.
"wow, are you with that mewons girl? damn youre the luckiest man in the world!"

"i know bro, i know"
mewons by jigga1233 June 28, 2021

Melon_Cosplays 

A fucking stinky bitch who stole my kidney
Melon_cosplays is a aphmau apologist

(She’s not)

Melon Jack 

When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.
Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.
Melon Jack by Tiamane September 11, 2022