melissa tank

One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.

spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank

by Benamin February 14, 2009

melissa cofer

Junkie meth hoe

Melissa Cofer wife fucked

by Nwe boo June 28, 2019

The Melissa virus

1999 crashed a load of pc's using a strategic placed program in the main software of you pc modifacations and screen aps.

The Melissa virus is the cause of many thousands to hundreds of thousands of damage to peoples computers.

The Melissa virus was produced via web design and exploded in 1999.

by 11's00'stellItall April 26, 2010

melissa dunn

Melissa dunn is the definition of a fuckface, someone you instantly want to fucking punch, Melissa dunns are annoying squeaky and remind you of Kane larkins so basically if you want to find the worst insult ever you've found it here #melissa dunn

Omg fuck off Melissa dunn

by Hynik November 7, 2015

melissa and jonathan

An inseparable couple. These two people produce a harmonious, affectionate, and loving relationship. The most scrumptious delicious delectable lip-smacking slay couple ever. People wish they were like them. Just like how you can't pull some bitches, Melissa and Jonathan can. Melissa and Jonathan are the absolute top-tier solo duo. They are the best power couple as well. Don't even get me started on those dms.

"Oh my god, you really like your best friend? That's very Melissa and Jonathan behavior."

by mel200898 April 21, 2022

Pull a Melissa

To make plans with one's friends and cancel last minute. Reasons to cancel include falling asleep, being too tired, or getting stoned and not responding to texts or calls.

It should be a fun night, hopefully she doesn't pull a Melissa!

by JunJunJenn92 February 3, 2014

Melissa Butler

Biggest beaut known by mankind, is very loyal and has been through the works, deserves only the best of the best with everything she’s been through, very small & annoying though at times. We all need / know a Melissa

I love Melissa butler she’s peng abit

by Madzer adzer 20 October 17, 2018