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maybe-perhaps

The most passive aggressive way of saying "no".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".
person 1: Are you going to look for a job today?

person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.
by shootandrun October 8, 2009
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Mom and Dad Maybe

Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.

A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.
EX Mom and Dad Maybe:

Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?

Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.
by Dtone157 January 7, 2017
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I took the top off the Maybach

Person 1: Hey man I took the top off the maybach
Person 2: Congratulations now you won’t have to deal with that dick cheese
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Mayabag

When shit splatters all up on your anus from the person who used the toilet before you and you realize that tube of lipstick under your foot is a used tampon bloodying your shoe, when, suddenly, you get a text message explaining that everyone in your bloody family was slaughtered and fed to horse-faced whores - - - that's a Mayabag
by Amitash93 May 14, 2011
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Maybe I should join a Church

Maybe I should . It would give me a reason to do something with my life
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Yeah Maybe

A stupid band formed by 4 locals of the Pacific Northwest.
Have you heard of this local grunge band Yeah Maybe? It’s trash
by Sarahmf01 December 18, 2022
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maybe next weekend

A term used to avoid unpleasant situations while still managing to sound polite and slightly interested.
Jack O'Fonher:"Want to come to the movies with me? I'll even take you to dinner!"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"

Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"
by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011
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