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When shit splatters all up on your anus from the person who used the toilet before you and you realize that tube of lipstick under your foot is a used tampon bloodying your shoe, when, suddenly, you get a text message explaining that everyone in your bloody family was slaughtered and fed to horse-faced whores - - - that's a Mayabag
by Amitash93 April 22, 2011
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