Good intentioned. Very dumb. Impulsive. Mysterious, but goofy. Optimistic. Probably a Sanguine-Melancholic. Handsome, slim, has realy bad hair, and is well endowed. As a friend of his, I would know all of this?
How do I confess to Maximus?
I don’t know.
I’ll never be able to tell him!
Don’t worry I’ll call him for you.
What?!
MAXIMUS!!!
I don’t know.
I’ll never be able to tell him!
Don’t worry I’ll call him for you.
What?!
MAXIMUS!!!
by ✨Random Stranger ✨ February 4, 2022
Get the MAXIMUS!!!mug. crackheadius maximus is a slang term deriving from southern massachusetts and consists of being "crackhead" like or in reality being that if a crackhead
ok you crackheadius maximus
by Pseudoussy March 2, 2025
Get the crackheadius maximusmug. Elephus Maximus is generally a term used to describe a very large human being. It can be used as both an adjective, and a noun. The term has become so popular that there is even a song named after it.
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Tim: Have you heard of those "Elephus Maximus" creatures?
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die
by DankiestOfMemers November 7, 2018
Get the Elephus Maximusmug. The Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus, or just Sea-Dragon for short, is a dragon species that is the largest, perhaps also the rarest, of all known dragon species; so large, in fact, that it has frequently been described as "blotting out the moon" when in full flight. Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus are blue, green, or purple, and usually covered in marine corals, anemones, and barnacles that act as natural armor.
snotlout: get your pathetic pipsqueak dragon out of here hiccup
hiccup: toothless is staying here with me
toothless: t-toothless is a s- seadragonus giganticus maximus, big-nostril boy! t-toothless is more im-important that your f-fireworm
hiccup: toothless is staying here with me
toothless: t-toothless is a s- seadragonus giganticus maximus, big-nostril boy! t-toothless is more im-important that your f-fireworm
by seadragonusgiganticusmaximus May 18, 2024
Get the seadragonus giganticus maximusmug. A person or thing of Hellenic or Greek origin doing dumb shit or being the dumb shit to an extreme degree.
by anonymous July 29, 2021
Get the Derponious Maximusmug. When you accidentally run nuts to nuts into another mans baby sauce maker in a scissoring fashion. "Baseballs Carlos Gomez and Jake Bauer ran dangly pain sack into dangly pain sack with such verocity that all men almost got neutered"
"Frank and i hit the Nutticus Maximus when we both tried to catch the same ball". "The two gay guys were so excited they hit the Nutticus Maximus and turned the night limp"
by FluffyMcRedBeard September 15, 2023
Get the Nutticus Maximusmug. Latinized form of the phrase “top nibba (most commonly seen in meme culture as ni🅱️🅱️a)”. The phrase is used to refer to someone’s best friend/homie (hence the superlative “maximus” signifying this person is your best nibba).
by nanibaba June 10, 2021
Get the nibbicus maximusmug.