manstraighting

When an annoying twink is crushing obsessively over a straight guy and doesn't shut up about it.

If you are a twink and are crushing on a straight guy, then you are not menstruating, you are mastraighting and that is the plain truth.

"OMG, MAX IS SO HOT, I ACTUALLY CANT GET OVER IT"
"shut the fuck up, and stop manstraighting, David."

by wh- no! January 17, 2021

maesto

Down to Earth

Aadil is maesto hearted person

by Maesto April 6, 2021

Maestri

A very funny dirty minded person who is fun to be around and always makes you laugh

I want to hang out with Maestri.

by Maestri May 3, 2021

Manstruation

Noun; The periodic discharge of blood and mucosal tissue from the uterus, occurring approximately monthly from puberty to menopause in nonpregnant women claiming to be men.

"Wait, why did Levi get to go home?" - "He was feeling ill; it's his monthly manstruation period..."

by Biomechannibal January 16, 2022

Maest

A homie that really don't know whats going on

yo maest just walked in he dont know what going on

by Trillnani March 23, 2022

Maastrichtse cheese market

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.

Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.

by Animeism March 24, 2022

manstuffies

Doing man stuff when you have never done a manly man thing in your entire life

Hey man can u open this with the knife I gave you? #manstuffies

by Larrykernen March 24, 2022