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Mason is the dick who cheats on you with a hoe. He gives you roses to apologize to you but you throw them on the ground and cry. Your best friend never hesitates to call him the biggest dick (with the tiniest one) on the planet. Rarely are other Masons good, be careful if you fall in love with one.
“His name is Mason.”
“What?! Girl, run.”
by Queen of Raisins September 21, 2019
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me: i cannot believe this mason finna nail math exam tomorrow!
me at math exam: Numbers mason, what do they mean?
by TheBowyer August 1, 2019
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Mason is very good at sports. He is very passionate and loves his girl. Mason is usually small but will kick your but if you make him mad. Usually his favorite color is pink. He is always cocky but a good friend when he feels bad for you. An average mason has brown hair and loves music and video games. They also have alot of friends in the real world. The average Mason would chose Xbox over PS4. If you know a mason you are lucky.
This new kid Mason is cool.
by Stacie GRaddle June 3, 2018
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More than a pussy, less of a man. Truly pathetic and deceitful.
Wow did you see how WWII was run by a bunch of masons?
by janettemad April 23, 2018
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He an asshole
Mason a asshole
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by USS PussyDestroyer69 January 28, 2020
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The most fucking perfect guy you will ever meet. With effortlessly perfectly styled bronzish hair and deep brown eyes, Mason’s face alone will draw you in, and his personality will keep you there. He is super athletic and r i p p e d!!! He’s also super smart and funny! He can be super random at times, which is good if you need to relax. Don’t be upset if one ignores you, Masons often ignore someone for a short period of time if they upset them in any way. Don’t worry though, this is just him trying to cool off. Masons are nurturing but dominant boyfriends. Mason will care for your every need, yet know when to stop you if you’ve gone too far. Mason makes an amazing friend as he gives great advice. Consider yourself lucky to know one. Often found with an Aurora, these two make a power couple that is unstoppable. No one will mess with either of them for fear the other one will fuck them up. All of their friends are super supportive and protective of them, so they stay well protected. Never let one go if you find one. They will never let you down.
Person A: Dude, who’s that? He’s super ripped and I heard he got an A on his math test...
Person B: Oh, that’s Mason.
Person A: Who’s he with?
Person B: Oh, that’s Aurora. She’s super feisty but they make a perfect couple. Don’t mess with them. If you touch Aurora, Mason will skin you alive. And if you hurt Mason, Aurora will burn your soul.
Person A: Figures.
by Jane850 January 29, 2020
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