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Mario steals your liver 

A underrated meme that should be more appreciated.
Although it's unfunny, its good.
3 days until Mario steals your liver!
Hey motherfucker! Come here and give me your liver!

Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man 

The best work of literature ever. The author chose his words carefully to create such a masterpiece. Words like "Turts" "Turty" and, of course, "Perchance" only help the writer prove his point.
Person 1: "Have you read 'Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man' yet?"
Person 2: "What is that"

mario kart 64 

Me and bruno play mario kart 64. Man, we are chriskaye.
mario kart 64 by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

mario selman 

YouNow and musical.ly sensation with more than 40,000 and 150,000 fans, respectively. He later joined a YouTube collaborative channel called Our Journey with Weston Koury, Nick Bean, Zach Clayton, Baby Ariel, Loren Beech and Brennen Taylor. Mario is 16 yrs. old and he went on a tour called Part Of My Story also known as POMS with 99 Goonsquad.He has continued this tour ever since 2015 when Hunter Rowland, Brandon Rowland, Julian Jara, Jovani Jara, Geo Roman and himself also was on the very first POMS tour in 2015. He had another tour in March that went on till April 2nd 2016. With Jovani Jara, Julian Jara, Geo Roman and also himself and it was call #POMSFAM Spring Tour. Now he has another POMS tour coming up on June 17, 2016 in Houston and will be touring to San Antonio, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Phoenix, Nashville, Raleigh, Philadelphia, Boston, Miami, London, Amsterdam, Paris, Montreal, Toronto, New York, Dallas, Seattle, Chicago, and Atlanta. This tour will include Mario Selman, Jovani Jara, Julian Jara, Jonas Bridges and two more special guest yet to be announced. This tour will be June 17, 2016 to August 6, 2016.

Mario Roche 

A sexual intercourse often described when a guy positions himself on top of a female while singing "pants on the ground" until he ejaculates. Bonus points for doing the dance while singing on top of the female. This form of sexual intercourse has been known to attract females from all around the world and although the task can be a little harder for the guys, it is found to be extremely pleasurable to the girls.
Dude, I Mario Roched on that girl so hard last night that she was begging for more. But unfortunately I was too exhausted to meet her demands.
Mario Roche by tnz619 January 29, 2010

Mario Tube 

a rolled blunt (using a wrap not tobacco) that is perfectly cylindrical so it looks like a warp pipe in a mario bros game.
Person A: Dude, I like really need to warp
Person B: I'll go get a white owl, roll a Mario Tube, and we'll go all the way to level 8!
Mario Tube by Zeak Harbors September 15, 2007