manualism

The art of making farting sounds by cupping your hands and releasing air to make a tune.
1 in 10,000 people can do this properly

"I'm going to make a living by peforming manualism on stage."

by MyChmclRmnce September 30, 2005

Manufactured Outrage

A common Left-Wing tactic to incite "change" in a known policy or cause. Also used as a mudslinging device in order to undermine Right-Wingers

The Democrat Politician revealed his Manufactured Outrage at the cutting of trees in order to SAVE THE PLANET. He was further "outraged" by a myriad of things: polar bears, sea otters, Styrofoam, swamp land, the War on Terror, certain books, the conservative talk shows on a.m. radio, the lack of rights for Gays, the lack of rights for animals, the lack of rights for women...and children...and illegal immigrants, the use of the word "God" anywhere, the "right" to abort babies, corporations, banks, SUVs, hunters, guns, bibles, big cars, oil-production, and the over-spending of the Bush Administration. Of course, the over-spending of the Obama Administration was OK, though. A few things he wasn't outraged about: Term Limits for elected officials, tort reform, a balanced budget, and freedom.

by stirling78 May 24, 2009

Manual Photoshop

Ejaculating on a photograph of an attractive celebrity instead of acctually photoshoping it into a fake pornographic image.

Let me see that picture of fergie, i need to give it a little manual photoshopping if you know what i mean.

by RaulSanchez December 8, 2007

Manjulation

Verb. To not only ejaculate but to like ejaculate like a man.

Dude...did you see that manjulation all over face?

by Manjulation April 19, 2019

Mangla

Beautiful girl or a girl who is attractive to you could be your girlfriend

That’s my Mangla jitt

by DfrmdaO October 19, 2020

cunt manual

Any TV show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a whore, bitch, or just plain idiot.

See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.

Dave: Shit, Steve! I walked in and saw my daughter watching The Hills and Laguna Beach!

Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebag if she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!

by Tres Importante January 22, 2009

Mustache Manuary

31 days of shaving everything off of your face except a disgusting mustache. Similar to "No-Shave November" and "Decembeard"

Dan's looking a bit like a pedophile lately, isn't he?

Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.

by Ckleeb December 12, 2009