Magoo

When a guy gives you a hand job after he sneezes on your cock

This dudes spluttered all over ma boaby and gave me a magoo

by LennyDee July 22, 2022

magoozlum

Crap, garbage, useless Pap.

As in Raymond Chandler‘s The Long Goodbye : “…if I ever finish that stack of magoozlum on the desk there I may possibly have written 13 shitty best sellers.”

by Pseudonymous The Elder August 9, 2022

Maglione objective

A statement made using the word “objective” while simultaneously being completely subjective and inaccurate. Most cases include alarmingly cold takes, and shockingly one sided bias with no factual grounds to make the claim.

Objectively speaking, the 9th round is the best round to take a QB” Tyler stated with blind confidence

“Oh no you claimed to be objective, yet you used Maglione objective instead. Not only are you wrong, you’re stuck trying to sell how good Jared Goff is all year because no one wants to trade for that dogshit player”

by Tyler Maglione August 18, 2022

Magoobered

To transition from being sexy and, or, attractive to being just… magoo. A below average person that can only attract flies and an occasional mosquito.

My husband was hot when we got married, but he magoobered himself into slob status.

by Sir Dripsalot November 13, 2022

Magoo

A fire, goofy friend

Haley and Mat are magoos.

by Matotosh May 13, 2023

Magooist

Anyone who's world is a foot in front of them, oblivious to the chaos around them. The near-sighted Mr. Magoo was a cartoon character who only cared about what was just in front of him and created havoc in his path! People walking around staring at their cellphones are good examples of this.

He is such a magooist, walking around with his head buried in his phone!

by BasebalDave September 4, 2023

Malook

weak, pathetic, and just a generally useless person.

"I wouldn't trust that Malook to tie my shoelaces, let alone do anything important."

by Moth2DaFlame December 16, 2023