Spunk-lard

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.

THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

by Twinkiezrule December 11, 2011

lardo

An extremely lazy person who usually has a tendency to eat and lounge around like a lard.

Cammie: Sydnee is such a lardo.
Brittney: Oh my gawd I know, look at that fat kid grab that Z-bar. She's ravenous!

by Cam France March 31, 2008

Lard

What Grizz's mom was made with.

Grizz: Shortcake... Is that made with lard?

Master Phinnaeus: ...Your mom's made with lard.

by Master Phinnaeus March 26, 2005

lardo the clown

A huge clown from outer space that will devour anything in it's path. It was awoken in A.D. 2101 and is nearly unstoppable....only the power of weight loss pills can save the universe now!

1.) OH SHIT! LARDO THE CLOWN IS COMMING! HIDE J00R KIDS!!!
2.) Look for Lardo the Clown in the new comic series A.D. 2101 comming Fall 2005!

by AD2101 January 9, 2005

lard lad

An extremely fat male.

Want some more fries, lard lad? Or a sixth cream cake?

by Homer S. February 13, 2005

lard buddy

What Annie and Moses are going to become in 50 years.

Annie and I are both lard buddies.

by Hmmmmmm, Me? April 2, 2005