lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015

Lord Shietus

Someone who ruins ever thing he touches. Derived from King Midas, the man whose touch would turn anything golden. Lord Shietus however has the touch that makes everything turn to shit. The destroyer of anything good. Friendships, possessions, and everything else can and will be ruined by this guy. Everyone has a Lord Shietus somewhere in there lives.

Lord Shietus turned this party into shit.

by Cheya Boi August 15, 2010

Lord Patheticus

Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.

Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.

by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009

Lord Kramer

The true God of man, whom was brought to light by Jerry Seinfeld.

Man one: Dang these crackers taste good!
Man two: We may thank Lord Kramer for these wonderful crackers

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

hentai lord

Someone who has over 1.5tb of hentai in a homework folder and is very addicted to hentai.

Bro did you hear that johnny has over 2TB of hentai? He's a hentai lord!

by skrrts August 23, 2020

Lord X

Lord X is a take on Sonic.exe made for the game Sonic PC port.He has grayish Blue fur whiskers an x slashed into his chest grey shoes and Black irises with red pupils that have small X’s in them

Person 1:Dude have you heard of Lord X
Person 2:No who is that
Person 1:He is the coolest Sonic.exe in Friday Night Funkiń

by Xxx_xxX_Alf_red_Xxx_xxX May 30, 2022

Lord Caubere

Caubere is lord, Caubere must always be respected and you must bow before the lord herself. Once you have bowed and your accepted into the Caubere army the lord will say the word "UN". You have now been accepted into the Caubere army

Guys Im now appart of the Caubere army, Hail Lord Caubere !

by ANOnyMous September 15, 2016