lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015

Mr. Lord

The formal title of Peter Quill, aka Starlord.

Tony Stark: Alright just get over here. Please? Mr. Lord? Can you get your folks to circle up?

Peter Quill: Mr. Lord. Starlord is fine.

by IrishPotato754 January 2, 2019

Lord Patheticus

Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.

Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.

by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009

Lord Kramer

The true God of man, whom was brought to light by Jerry Seinfeld.

Man one: Dang these crackers taste good!
Man two: We may thank Lord Kramer for these wonderful crackers

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

NEENJAH LORD

Diana and her kik-ass save the world moves, like Chuck Norris

Diana was round-house kicked in the face by the NEENJAH lord causing quite a paradox.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 10, 2008

Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.

Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."

by Charlip February 8, 2007

Lord Caubere

Caubere is lord, Caubere must always be respected and you must bow before the lord herself. Once you have bowed and your accepted into the Caubere army the lord will say the word "UN". You have now been accepted into the Caubere army

Guys Im now appart of the Caubere army, Hail Lord Caubere !

by ANOnyMous September 15, 2016