The long slide

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.

by Sexydimma August 24, 2021

Long Belt

When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----

I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.

by hugedongus December 8, 2019

Long Idiot

Any kind of snake.

Frank is a long idiot.

by roxasthenobody98 April 24, 2022

Long wave

A radio band that has electrical noise from lights,weak signal beacons, and weak foreign overseas broadcasts most of the time between 150 kHz to 519 kHz on your shortwave radio with LW.

There is nothing on the Long wave radio to listen to because of the buzzing noise from the next door neighbors apartment.

by gccradioscience October 30, 2008

Long Fork

Verb: To eat the food of people around you, usually at a restaurant.

1: I'm getting the cake for dessert,
2: Great choice! I'm totally long forking some of that!

by GavinT May 5, 2008

Long shlong

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.

*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018

long sentence

A string of words that go on far longer than they need to.

That's a long sentence, holy shippo.

by BigDickAshel June 20, 2016