Nut Loaf

A cake of assorted nuts.

I could really go for a nut loaf right now.

by Bill Richardson February 6, 2008

barracuda loaf

An unsliced loaf of white bread. Etymology unknown.

"I can remember when the "barracouda" sic (white un-sliced) loaf went rock hard when stale..."

"The barracuda loaf used to be five pence ha'penny."

"The Nanny's would buy a barracuda loaf and they also loved the big round pork pies."

by porges September 15, 2009

Hot Sourdough Loaf

When you fuck a dirty slut with a yeast infection and then make her suck your dick.

Dear sirs, your upstanding daughter let me give her a hot sourdough loaf in exchange for a monetary donation.

by SloppyGuthries November 3, 2009

Toph It and Loaf It

Following sexual intercourse with a woman (or man if you are into that kind of thing), the act of taking a deuce on the chest of said partner.

chrisTOPHER: "Dan you my boy. But remember that hot girl from the club, I'm going to toph it and loaf it."

by TophsBoy February 3, 2010

steam loaf

to lay some hot juicy scat

i burned a hole in the ground with my steam loaf

by Danyo February 19, 2003

Loaf

Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason

Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.

by Dark3n_angel October 19, 2009

pinch a loaf

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

by Peter June 1, 2006