dark load

The act of crapping on someone's laundry.

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left him a dark load in his hamper.

by Wil13 July 17, 2006

Blue load

The load that a guy leaves after getting stood up. He then goes home and beats off.

Man I when home an shoot a blue load when stub me up.

by canus lupus September 13, 2008

vertical load

a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.

Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load

by thomas_jones October 14, 2007

boat load

Precisely one half of one fuck load.

"Get me two boat loads of mustard for my face."

by Moon Daddy February 27, 2008

bad load

1. n. A bad drunk. One who does things his drunk friends disapprove of. And not the cool kind of things they disapprove of, either.
2. n. Someone much drunker than anyone else around him/her, usually being annoying or out of control.
3. n. Someone who gets drunk and develops a bad personality.

"By the time we got to the bar at nine, this bad load was already slurring and spilling his drinks on himself."
"After I pissed myself, the bartender called me a bad load wanted to kick me out, so I tried to fight her"
"CUA is a breeding ground for bad loads"

by ng! April 01, 2003

Load Hugger

A person who, after receiving a load of ejaculate on their body, does not clean the load off but rather lets it dry and walks around with it still on their body all day - hence "Hugging the Load" or a Load Hugger. Generally used colloquially to describe a rude or inconsiderate person - similar to douchbag.

What? Joe just put on his suit and when to work right after you spooged all over his chest? He's quite an enthusiastic load hugger, no?

More commonly: Chuck ate your last doughnut and left the empty box on your desk? What a load hugger.

by Dusty Burner May 03, 2009

Loaded Dick

Dick Cheney with a loaded shotgun.

Watch out, everyone! There's a Loaded Dick on the loose again!

by Chris Hardewig March 18, 2009