Tampa Bay Lightning

The best NHL team literally ever. They won back to back Stanley Cups because they are amazing and so is Jon Cooper the coach <3

Did you hear about the back to back Stanley Cup champs?

Yeah the Tampa Bay Lightning are amazing!

by That one Lightning fan October 10, 2022

dick like lightning

to have a dick like lightning is to not sleep with the same person (usually female) more than once, referring to the saying that lightning doesnt strike the same place twice.

"Can't strike twice man, dick like lightning" - Kota Minyota "P.I.M.P. in E.P.

by X-quisite November 23, 2011

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

president Barack obama needs to be struck by lightning and stop dithering when it comes to US Foreign Policy.

by Sexydimma March 09, 2015

Jewish Lightning Bolt

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.

You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!

by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016

soggy lightning bolt

male ejaculate, from the zig zag pattern ejaculate takes, once it leaves the penis

"this girl she was goin down on me,
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts

by bigEnotorEus, C-bizzle November 17, 2003

rail of white lightning

Doing a line of cocaine

There’s Jäger ripping a rail of white lightning

by ToxicJägerMain November 08, 2018

Dirty Lightning Cable

When you shove your partner's iPhone into your partner's rectum, and then plug and unplug the charger cable to vibrate the phone and stimulate your partner's rectum.

John: yo I have yo girl a dirty lightning cable last night
Justin: what is that

John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing

by TransracialDoughBoy May 16, 2017