shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.

Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.

by FritzFantom September 28, 2022

Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration

I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.

by McCrispies20 May 4, 2023

Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you

guy: Hello
Seen 5:07pm
guy: Bitch lasagna

by Boproi August 26, 2018

Lasagna Beef

The specific beef inside of lasagna

Let's go get the lasagna beef from the store.

by Kashoot yourself April 23, 2019

Lasagna

Italian for layered meal.

We took some fast food and lasagna'd it.

I made a breakfast lasagna it had layers of sausage, bacon, and pancakes.

by VeXedWolf July 22, 2022

Lasagna

The most heavenly dish. God eats it. No, god is lasagna!

I feel like eating God! Let’s eat lasagna!

by Lalalalasagna April 30, 2020

Lasagna

Nude Pictures. Used as code for selling nudes direct over chat sites.

I need to make my rent, anyone want to by some lasagna?

by KDubmaps October 2, 2020