LaPortia

An unexpected mix of wild energy and nerdy charm. LaPortia can go from passionately debating about politics and neuroscience to downing tequila shots and somehow ends up twerking on a stage. Nonetheless, always down for a good time, she’s the friend who turns any outing into a comedy special, sprinkles in a little harmless chaos, and never fails to put a smile on your face.

“I went out for dinner with LaPortia… now I’m at the club wearing a sombrero while she explains quantum physics to the bartender.”

by Wildebeest69 August 11, 2025

Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while wiping your ass with their pillowcase.

I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on your pillow.

by Jsten83 September 6, 2025

Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow and then wiping your ass on their pillow case.

I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on my friends pillow.

by Jsten83 September 6, 2025

Lapriee

Hes still the goat years later

Randoms: Yo is that lapriee the fuckin don with dack Lapriee the don: Yep its me the don dada

by Anonymous Baddi3 October 16, 2025

Laptized

Getting a lap dance or your dick rode so well it feels like you changed as a man

Bro this girl rode me so well I feel Laptized.

by Cillbur November 15, 2025

Laptized

Getting a lap dance or your dick rode so well that it feels like you changed as a man

Bro, last night this chick was so good, I feel like I was Laptized.

by Cillbur November 15, 2025

Laporta-ing

When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."

Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.

Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!

by KingJar92 December 1, 2025